Jailhouse Rock

“Thankya.  Thankyaveramuch.”

Sew what you rip

The man without fear is not a man without rips.  Good thing they taught tailoring in law school.

Do I look like the bomb squad to you?

Innocent Bystander:  Twenty seconds, we can’t WAIT for the bomb squad! Cut the wire! CUTTHEWIRE!!”

DD:  No, seriously. We should let the bomb squad do their job.

IB:  Hurry up, DD! Cut the wire! You have to save us!

DD:  This one?

IB:  How should I know? I’m just an innocent bystander!

DD:  *muttering* Damn! Damn! Damn!

IB:   Ten seconds, DD!

DD:  Blow up, or 50-50 chance of not blowing up if I just… cut…

5…4…3…2…*snip*

To be continued tomorrow!

Vitruvian Daredevil