King of Hell’s Kitchen

Parody of Volume 2, Issue #50 cover.

High five!

Must be a good day for DD and Iron Man, as they exchange a high five. Or whatever it is that minimates can do.

I’ve got you now, my pretty!

Daredevil is scrutinized under a dome magnifier, reminding me of the crystal ball in Wizard of Oz.

Beware the Ides of March

Et tu, Bullseye?  You guys never seem to have an original thought.

A word from our sponsors…

Bullseye:   I can run rings around you, DD!

Daredevil:  Bullseye, dude! Aren’t you carrying this product placement a little too far?

Bullseye:  Even supervillains need funding.

Unsavory characters

Captain America:  Wait a minute, Frank!  No need to go to extremes here!

Punisher:  Let me take care of these #$%# guys.

Daredevil:  Simmer down, Frank!  They have a right to demonstrate.

Punisher:  DD, you’re still a #$%# choir boy.

Just because Batman has one…

Elektra: I told you this was a bad idea.

DD: What? Batman doesn’t have the sole claim to a superhero car!

Elektra:  Yeah, yeah…

DD:  I’m a very good driver.

Elektra:  Just because you’re a dude doesn’t mean you should be driving.  I’M the one with a license!

DD: …

Elektra:  Besides, what’s with this macho thing about driving with the top down?  It’s a freakin’ blizzard out here!

DD:  I’m not the one running around half-naked…

Winter driving

Batman:  Have you ever driven in snow before?

DD: Don’t worry.  I’m a very good driver.

Batman: Not what I asked.  Take it easy on the turns, okay?  My insurance rate is already a bitch.

DD:  Like you can’t afford it.

Batman:  Try to bring it back in one piece.

DD: …

Batman:  Say, why DON’T you have a Daredevilmobile, or whatever?

DD:  Uh…my apartment didn’t come with a parking space?

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto

A little short on time today, so write your own caption.  This DD costume on a minimate looks like a robot to me.

S-s-s-smokin’!

“Ow ow ow!  What’s Murdock’s excuse for work tomorrow gonna be?  Think, DD, think! Ow. Ow…