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Posts Tagged ‘snow
Snowboarding
Just because Batman has one…
Elektra: I told you this was a bad idea.
DD: What? Batman doesn’t have the sole claim to a superhero car!
Elektra: Yeah, yeah…
DD: I’m a very good driver.
Elektra: Just because you’re a dude doesn’t mean you should be driving. I’M the one with a license!
DD: …
Elektra: Besides, what’s with this macho thing about driving with the top down? It’s a freakin’ blizzard out here!
DD: I’m not the one running around half-naked…
Winter driving
Batman: Have you ever driven in snow before?
DD: Don’t worry. I’m a very good driver.
Batman: Not what I asked. Take it easy on the turns, okay? My insurance rate is already a bitch.
DD: Like you can’t afford it.
Batman: Try to bring it back in one piece.
DD: …
Batman: Say, why DON’T you have a Daredevilmobile, or whatever?
DD: Uh…my apartment didn’t come with a parking space?





