Posts Tagged ‘Minimate Matt

07
Mar
10

Urban legend

Matt and Foggy have an alligator coming out of a manhole behind them.

Matt Murdock:  It’s a myth, Foggy.  There are no alligators in the sewers.

Foggy Nelson: Uh…M-M-Matt?

MM: What?

FN: Don’t look now, Matt, but there’s an urban legend behind us.

11
Feb
10

Just because Batman has one…

Daredevil and Elektra are stuck in the Daredevilmobile in the NYC snowstorm

Elektra: I told you this was a bad idea.

DD: What? Batman doesn’t have the sole claim to a superhero car!

Elektra:  Yeah, yeah…

DD:  I’m a very good driver.

Elektra:  Just because you’re a dude doesn’t mean you should be driving.  I’M the one with a license!

DD: …

Elektra:  Besides, what’s with this macho thing about driving with the top down?  It’s a freakin’ blizzard out here!

DD:  I’m not the one running around half-naked…

18
Jan
10

Lying again

A bruised and bandaged Matt Murdock tries to hide his injuries from his law partner, Foggy Nelson, who isn't buying the excuses.

Matt Murdock:  (Crap, thought maybe I’d get here first.)  Good morning, Foggy.

Foggy Nelson: Good morn….what the hell happened to you this time, Matt?  Somebody mug you again?

MM:  Uh…um…took a tumble down the stairs at my place.

FN:  Again?  Isn’t that like the third time this month?

MM: You keeping score, Fog?  Give a guy a break.

FN:  Looks like you break enough on your own.




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